POTTER, LILY LUNA

[LILY POTTER]

OH MY IT'S ,
LILY LUNA POTTER

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HALFBLOOD, FIFTEEN, GRYFFINDOR

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars

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HELLO THERE, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU! COULD YOU TELL ME YOUR
NAME AND IT'S MEANING, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE? THEN I WOULDN'T AT ALL MIND KNOWING YOUR BLOOD STATUS, BIRTHDAY AND AGE. CHEERS!


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"I'm..Li....hey wait! You really don't know who I am? I'm gobsmacked, that's who I am. I bet you are really having a laugh right now. Fine, fine. Or...maybe this is one of those suprise interviews, that must be it! Brilliant! Lillian Luna Potter, at your service. That would be Lily, after the flower, and my dearly departed grandmother, who without her sacrifice, I wouldn't exist, and most of my friends would be eating the mud off of those snotty Slytherins boots. Luna is a dear friend of my parents and even though she can be quite...odd, I find her quirks to be fascinating. I always have a grain of salt in my pocket when I listen to her stories, but I feel honored, rather than ashamed to share a name with her. Then there's Potter. Potter, Potter. Not much you can do about your last name is there? That's too bad because this is the one that gets me in to trouble just as much as it gets me out of trouble. You think the Malfoys and the Lestranges and the Notts and all the rest of those silver spoon fed imbeciles have it bad? Imagine your father being the head of the Auror department. I have to work twice as hard to pull of my pranks as anybody else! It's an outrage! Oh nutter, what else did you want to know again? Ah yes, naturally as the only daughter of the Boy Who Lived and The Girl Who Snogged Him that would make me a half blood. Technically it's more like a three-fourth blood, but I guess that distinction won't be made until after i'm popping out my own little bundles of joy. As if. Being the youngest I'm only fifteen. I just celebrated a birthday as a matter of fact, back in the second week of December."


DUDE, THATS INTERESTING - WHAT HOUSE WERE YOU IN? OR WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU IN? AND MY OH MY YOUR WAND - WHAT IS IT MADE OUT OF?
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"So I'm willing to bet fifty galleons that every Slythergit you asked this to said something to the effect of 'Why do you need to even ask me this, blah....blah...yawn' I know that look, you aren't going to take me up on it because that would mean filling my coffers just a little fuller than they already are at Gringotts. Why do you even need to ask me this? I'm a Gryffindor, hear me ROAR! The other houses at Hogwarts are okay, I'll concede, but surely none are as great as mine. If you cut me open I'd probably bleed red and gold. Anybody who wishes to contest that point, can feel free to do so at the tip of my wand, it's twelve and one half inches, made of yew, and is imbued with a dragon heartstring core.


RIIIIGHT SO UHM WHATS YOUR SEXUALITY AND ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? WHATS COOKING IN THE LOVE NEST?
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Taken by what? The love bug? Yeah....you know it just hasn't bit me yet. My area of expertise ranges from slug vomiting inducing hexes to pancreatic poisioning potions, not attracting cat callers. I'm pretty much as single as somebody can be, but that's by circumstance rather than design. I've had my eye on a few blokes, one in particular, but there is no way he'd ever notice me. Or care about me, or merlin forbid, fall for me. In fact I am entirely convinced that he doesn't even realize I exist. What can a girl do? Apparently not everybody is a fan


ALRIGHT SO NOW WE'RE CLOSE AND EVERYTHING IS OUT IN THE OPEN I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR PERSONALITY. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR FEARS, LOVES, HATES ETC.

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Nope. Nuh-uh. Telling you that I'm doomed to be a cat lady or a seamtress in no way indicates that we are remotely close. To the world I am Lils, the life of the party, the girl who just planted a dung bomb in your dorm, not a sensitive sounding board for emotional outpours. I have an inner circle that I trust implicitly with my secrets, and if I ever lost them, I don't know what I'd do. Not satisfied? Well let me break it down for you, I fear nothing but fear itself, I love *quietly whispers* and I hate Slythergits! Next?


WOW, YOU ARE INTERESTING MAN. NOW TALK ABOUT A TOPIC THAT IS CLOSE TO YOU IN SOME DETAIL.
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"When I was younger I had little interest in pranks, and was a level-headed bookworm with a mild sense of humor. The kind of student that Neville would say he couldn’t wait to have in class, and the teachers wouldn’t even consider to be a problem."

"I hated that."

"All of it, the fact that the only attention I got was from being perfect, demure little Lily Luna. I didn’t even call myself Lily Luna, but after having the Luna added on since I was a year old, I didn’t have much of a choice. A few years ago I had been so excited to go to Hogwarts, but at the same time I was afraid of being nothing more than little Lily Luna at school. I was even expected to be a Hufflepuff, because I had never had a real temper and seemed to get along with everyone."

"Boy have i showed them. None of my teachers will ever forget just how troublesome the youngest Potter can be. Once a year I pull a big prank, bigger than my brothers would dare pull, and get away with the same punishment because they know that I don’t want anyone to forget that Lily is not Lily Luna."


SO, WHAT ABOUT FAMILY? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? WHAT IS YOUR HISTORY AND DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS, SISTERS, AUNTS AND UNCLES?
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You know what, I'm really late for my detention, so I'll just give you this page from my diary that I wrote before my first year. I'm sure those boys will tell you everything you need to know about my 19943984398 aunts, uncles, and cousins anyway. Cheers!

I'm back and you'll never believe this! Al sent me the first letter he ever wrote at Hogwarts!

Dad wanted to see it because he misses Al a lot but Mum said it was mine, and besides Dad got his letter about an hour later. He was really happy about that.

Anyway, it the letter he told me all about Hogwarts. He's in RAVENCLAW! Mum and Dad are really proud of him, and so am I. His roommates names are Lorcan, Lysander, and Louis. Lorcan says he saw a dragon, but Al doesn't beleive him. I wish I could see a dragon. Dad told me a story about a dragon once.. he says it's really scary. Mum never wants to see a dragon again but she said when I'm older Uncle Charlie will let me see one, from far away.

Al also said the food is really good. He told me it was even better than grandmum's but I'm not allowed to tell her that. He didn't get to sit next to James and Rose at the feast because they're in Gryffindor. Hopefully when I go, Hugo and I will be in Gryffindor.

He said everyone's really nice at Hogwarts and he saw Neville already! I can't wait to go to Hogwarts because I already know a teacher! He met this kid names Scorpius on the train and they got into a fight over dad. Luckily, James cursed him. Mum and Dad laughed at that.

I'll get to see him at Christmas but I still miss him.

Love,

Lily.


I THINK THATS EVERYTHING, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY BEFORE I GO?
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Yeah..actually I do, suprisingly. Imagine this. A girl--gorgeous, smart, and popular. Prankster with a heart of gold. Slight bad girl that a certain boy could heal with his sweet, sweet loving. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it? How about not. I think karma has come to visit me. And instead of giving me riches and perhaps a pony, it has decided to beat me to a bloody pulp.

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THE ROLEPLAYING SAMPLE !

SEE: AURORE LESTRANGE

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ALL ABOUT: YOUR ALIAS/REAL NAME HERE !

HEY DID YOU KNOW I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD!? AND I HAVE BEEN ROLEPLAYING FOR TEN YEARS ALSO FOR THE RECORD I FOUND YOU BY KNOWING THE TWINNIES AND YOU CAN CONTACT ME VIA: MSN BYEEE!

FOR THE RECORD, THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY WAS MADE BY COMMUNIST DAUGHTER?! OF CAUTION 2.0 IF YOU STEAL IT THEN I FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE MATE ;D.

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awesomesauce. i really really really like it.
lets rp sometime. now go claim things

--chase.